Vintage Action Man
It saddens me when I look
at the new Action Man, with his roller blades, stupid
hairdo and a muscle bound physique, he would be no match
to our friend opposite. Athletic build, crew cut and
vacant wild starry eyes that dart from side to side
(probably due to severe combat exhaustion).
The Action Man of my day was
trained to kill and more than happy to do so. Our Action
Man wasn't going to get on his mountain bike and do battle
with Doctor X to save the rain forrest. No, he was going
to bomb Nazi staff cars and gun down civilians
from his scorpion tank.
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